Are SALT as bad as the Gestapo? Mmm....that's a tough one.
You may say that's a bit harsh, but i've cried at the ridiculous decisions they make about me. They've ruined my life. They banned toast (never mind that i'd been eating it for three years) I've never been a prisoner of war and had the Gestapo breathing down my neck, but i would imagine that the similarities are there: they both worship the same leader and talk the same language.
Take my word for it: they are not nice people. They watch 'The Caine Mutiny' and think Humphrey Bogart is a god when he uses the marbles to find out where the strawberries are.. Why SALT (speech and language therapy) decide what you have to eat is a mystery to me.. it'll al become clear to you if you become disabled. I hope you don't. Getting stressed by them is the last thing you want.